“What’s up Brigade, my buddies and I have been following theChive and theBrigade for a while now, and recently sent in the “inspection day” picture.  Unfortunately, theChive and its related sites are blocked here, so we have to work our way around the firewalls (thank god for mobile hotspots).  I apologize for the lack of shenanigans, but as it is, we don’t document anything that can get us in trouble.  Thanks for making our Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays here bearable.”